Well here I am again addin to the pages of my life an such. I see that my gal Thelma done told y'all about her fling with the "emperor". I'ma tellin ya, My Thelma is one relaxed woman! YEE HA! an a side "o squeaky bed springs! Squeak Squeak Squeak! Thelma's a bringin home the bacon and fryin it in tha pan! Lord the woman sizzles-thats for true! I'm happy for my friend. Seems ta me she been lonely for a while. This has calmed her down a bit. Taken some a the edge off. She's a changed woman. That don't mean shes gonna be doin yoga anytime soon. No Sir! ..more like tha Karma sutra if ya ken me!

Now Mama H has gone an gotten herself hitched. Boy howdy! The fella is so dang wrinkled and droopy, y'all could make a suit case with his skin... or a duffle bag. Don't quite know what Mama H sees in him, cept that he drives and has an unlimited prescription for them little blue pills! Y'all should hear Mama H! When she aint in tha bedroom, she's singin "Near my god ta thee" and tha "Hokey Pokey" at tha top a her lungs scarin away all tha neighborhood cats and whatnot. And trust me, ya don't want ta know what all she's screamin from the bedroom! Thats for damn true! Sounds like shes playin twister, bingo, an naughty school girl all at oncet! So I got my girl Thelma bunkin over at my place for tha time being. Least till one a them expires from heart failure or exhaustion.

Now me? I aint tha type a gal that likes them long term commitments. Theres just too much a me for any one fella! Unless of course Bobby Blake came a courtin! Yee ha! Wouldn't that put tha bounce in my bosoms!! Whoop! Whoop! Turbulance on tha enterprise! Captain! We're burnin up! Starship Louise is shootin out a orbit! Wouldn't that be somethin? But unless that day should ever come I'ma happy teachin my classes an workin tha pole in Vegas! And of course, huntin down the dumbasses.

I'm happy for the women folk in my life. They is finally gettin some, and it makes for a calmer enviornment.. iffen ya ken me. Well mebbe not with Mamma H...Hell, she done got it in her head ta be a pole dancer now. What with her new found sexuality an all. I got ta find a way ta discourage her. I just can't see her up there all toothless and floppy breasted(think cue balls in sweat socks!) I'm sure I'll think up somethin. Any a you got some suggestions an such I'd appreciate it. Thats for damn true!

Now, I gotta get me over to the senior center. I'm givin a special presentation to the Silver Foxes. "Firmin up-The holiday letdown don't have to include your bosoms and whatnot"